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piercelopez:

there are two types of crushes:

1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”

2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me

there is no in between

student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

babybutta:

happyoceano:

Rebloggable by request!

<333

If there was one item that would have most tempted you, what would that have been?

(Source: cosmiic)

azuretartarus:

bethany2296:

Do you ever just look at them and think “I bet they have the best sex” because I do

YES

(Source: danieldaylewis)

shadowlink-:

WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY 

fruitpacks:

*snorts pollen* i love nature

shitstraightwhiteguyssay:

odysseiarex:

itscypher:

dontcrosscross:

• Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude

Well we are the majority the odds are in our favor

no yoU AREN’T THAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS POST YOU DENSEHEADED DINGLEFRICKER

If that wasn’t sarcastic, I’m going to escort myself off the nearest cliff

White men thinking they’re the majority… When you’re really less than 25%…

kushandwizdom:

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i-o-u-an-assbutt:

iamaproudsuperwholockian:

counting-to-one-hundred:

APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” 

REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” 

WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT

Are we?

yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

dariemkova:

harry&louis

(Source: macklemorebr)

moustache-flavoured-lubricant:

watermelonfucker:

bicorn:

a-skyofdiamonds:

“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”

I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN

 #finding out lindsey doesn’t have a twin is on my list of top 5 traumatic childhood events

Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.

WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY

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